Listen, if we can pay a kid a third if what an adult makes, that’s much better for business. It reduces costs which is a win-win for everyone. So what if it puts adults out of work? Kids can live together in group homes, no longer having to worry about their parents living expenses; total waste of our good corporate bottom lines.

And if the kids kick the bucket, big deal, they’re replaceable. After all, if they die early, so be it, it’s not like anyone had them around long enough to like get attached or anything.

GOP taking America to a new century, the 18th.