Florida Man Mistakes Girlfriend For Hog, Shoots Her | yhoo.it/JGIgDg

— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 13, 2013

Florida Man Arrested For Calling 911 After His Cat Was Denied Entry Into Strip Club | bit.ly/XzoYn5

— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 12, 2013

Drunk Florida Man In Golf Cart Shoots Hole Through City’s Water Tower, Says He Was Looking For His Dog | bit.ly/Vy5JYD

— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 16, 2013

Florida Man With Sex Toy In His Rectum Arrested For Rear-Ending Another Vehicle, DUI | us1035.com/go/news/sectio…

— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 11, 2013

Florida Man Arrested For Driving While Masturbating With A Toy Gun In His Ass | bit.ly/URJTp8

— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 13, 2013

I now understand why Rush Limbaugh likes living in Florida so much.