re: #8 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

The cancer-as-fungus theory is due to an Italian oncologist named Tullio Simoncini. His reasoning? Most tumors he’s dealt with are white. Fungus is white. Therefore cancer is a fungus: Q.E.D.

Seriously, I’m not kidding. This theory is big among the anti-Pharma, anti-vaxx, alt-med crowd.

Cauliflower is a fungus! This explains a lot.