re: #89 Rustler

Black couch black cabinets thick black curtains on the wall my room is a cave. Then again I work nights and sleep days so the dark colors help darken the room to assist in my sleeping.

Lemme guess. Your bed is an obling box, you have a pipe organ in the house—or lots of CDs by E. Power Biggs—and you hate garlic. Tell me I’m wrong.

Wife giving come hither look. Must dash.

Be back in ten minutes…