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Ted Cruz Compares Himself to Galileo, Gets Literally Everything Wrong About Galileo

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Ian G.3/25/2015 2:25:42 pm PDT

Don’t want to bother with Wiki, but wasn’t it Erastophanes, centuries before the lifetime of Cruz’s savior, that estimated the circumference of the earth by comparing the shadows of two obelisks at different points along the Nile? And that he came damn close to the actual number?

As usual, Cruz has no idea what the hell he’s talking about.