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Right Wing Jaw-Dropper: 'Sex-Crazed Co-Eds Going Broke Buying Birth Control'

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Varek Raith2/28/2012 3:23:42 pm PST

re: #100 HoosierHoops

Good Afternoon Lizards..
Here is an update on the Hoopster’s new love life..So I really like this woman and now we are texting all the time..I was going to make Friday our first official date to go to dinner or something..That’s what most guys do..Not me..
I asked her to meet me at Campus Corner in the Morning and go to play Golf at OU..Golf is awesome…You get to spend hours outside having fun and talking. Golf is so much fun it can be bonding by the end of the day..I mean a tall athletic gal that loves golf? I’m ready to get married..LOL
We have a lot of similar interests…you know music, dancing, sports, food, walks on Beaches..You know all that sh*t.
Can you imagine waking up on a Saturday Morning having a cup of joe and asking your girlfriend what do you want to do today?
And she says let’s go play golf..Really? You know baby I love you..I really really love you! Hell..I’ll even wear that stupid sweater you bought me..Want a refill? You know I love you right?
LOL

Heh, Cupid fired a cruise missile at ya.