re: #989 MandyManners

Ah ha! I just found one from the prinicpal about his peeing in the sink at the behest of his buddies—they dared him to do it but one little darling then told on him. He thought he deleted it completely but I searched for the principal’s name and found it. Oh, I am so gonna’ choke him. I don’t know which is worse: taking that dare or deleting that e-mail. I’m pounding the keyboard now. Gonna’ do some deep breathing. Maybe pop a Valium. Both. What the fuck was he thinking? Was he thinking?

Well, as long as he didn’t drop a deuce in the urinal.