re: #100 sattv4u2

“Never take a pretty girl home from the bar. When you wake up in the morning she might already be gone”

“An ugly girl might be gone also”

“Yeah, but who cares!!”

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Worse yet. You wake up in the morning and see a strange woman in your bed. You tell yourself you’ll never drink again. But then she rolls over and she’s beautiful. She opens her eyes, looks at you and says, “My God, I’m never gonna drink again”!