re: #31 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
Miss Swoffer called the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals—who struggled to believe her at first. ‘They were giggling away and I’m saying “I’m not drunk, I’m not lying, there’s a seal in my house”,’ said Miss Swoffer.
OMG, I would have had him swaddled and cuddled before I called.