re: #100 CuriousLurker

I’m clearly doing it wrong ‘cause if I was a Real MuslimTM I’d be hating on all you guys, not to mention my Christian relatives.¹

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^{1. Actually, I DO hate all of you. I’m an expert in taqiyya—so expert in fact that I’ve managed to avoid being caught out for over three years now. My long term plan is to… BWAHAHAHA, wouldn’t you like to know! //}

We love you too.