re: #94 thedopefishlives

My willpower is weakening. Whiskey is in the glass now.

Apparently one doesn’t metabolize all the calories in alcohol. Caloric amounts are determined by burning stuff in a bomb calorimeter. Alcohol burns very well. Your body deals with it differently, and while it isn’t calorie-free, you can probably get away with a bit more than the official calorie count would indicate.