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Stephen Colbert on Rand Paul's Filibuster Conspiracy Theories

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darthstar3/08/2013 6:20:55 pm PST

Hey everyone…five days in a row…WORKING! Holy fuck, how do people do this week after week? No, it’s not that bad, but I will say I really enjoyed not working a lot more (Though I will say that nobody, but NOBODY, doesn’t go back to work because they love living on unemployment benefits…that’s utter bullshit. If it hadn’t been for my wife’s salary, BofA would be starting foreclosure on us.).

Anyway, it’s Friday night, I’ve got a Manhattan in front of me, and Rachel flashing that tiny bit of cleavage on TV that makes her even more awesome…and my dogs. Life is good.

Cheers.