My darling, dear wife (whom I adore) has apparently erased “Big Trouble in Little China” from the DVR.
*temperature rising*
How nice. I am truly a lucky, lucky man. Now I can’t watch “Big Trouble in Little China”
*vision blurring*
She knew if I began to watch “Big Trouble in Little China” at this late hour, I would watch the whole thing until the wee hours.
*rage…taking over*
Sometimes I complain, but she really does try to take care of me.