re: #106 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Spring is here and the new crop of Trump hair has sprouted. Carefully tended by devoted cultists, it will ripen to a golden calf brown and be ready for consideration by Emperor Cheeto the Naked himself. (A friend suggests that some of it might be Boris Johnson grass).

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Is that pampas grass? Because there’s a “Christian influencer” (also currently in big trouble with the Texas AG’s office for cheating people over a diet plan) who is super big on “decorating” with pampas grass.