re: #64 Obdicut

As long as you need the rent money, you’ll tolerate a lot of crazy from roommates. Additionally, once they’re on the lease, it’s hard to get them off.

I had one roommate that as obsessed with those Faces of Death videos. He reminds me of this crazy dude, too.

Worst roomy I had checked out, seemed quite normal before he moved in and then… yowsa.

He was a totally mental clean freak that showered 5 times a day and if you left one thing just a tiny bit out of place he would pick it up and chuck it into your bedroom. Came home one day with ketchup all over my wall because I put in back in the fridge in the wrong spot. Then the bizzaro coke dealer showed up in his flash white suit and the place turned into a revolving door of weirdos with gold chains and bare chested suits.
Tried everything to get this guy to leave but legally all rights were on his side. It was ridiculous.

Finally had to round up my own set of friends to be my own personal goon squad to ‘make it so uncomfortable’ that he finally left on his own. His parting shot though was to phone my parents and tell them that I was complete druggie and selling sex. Now that was fun to explain to them.

Then when he left and we went to clean his room we found out that he had painted in black. What a pain we thought! So out come the paint rollers and as we were priming the walls all these satanic symbols and messages about satan appeared like magic. The guy had covered the walls with green jiffy marker writing before painting over them.

WORST ROOMATE EVAH!!