re: #102 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Also
“In a hurricane, it’s not so much THAT the wind is blowing; it is WHAT the wind is blowing. If you have a Yield sign in your spleen, it doesn’t really matter how many push-ups you can do.” - Ron White

(to paraphrase the rest of the bit)

“Because you have yourself strapped to a tree at the beach, doesn’t help when the wind is blowing a Volvo your way”= Ron White