re: #107 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
On Monday a cop let me off,16 miles over.
I had been following someone (in a Subaru Outback, (slow enough, generally, with handicapped license plates, and I couldn’t see the person driving, just two hands on the steering wheel) for 40 minutes on a mountain road driving 15-20 mph under the speed limit.
He was at my car, talking to me for a minute… the Outback rolled by us doing 20 mph in a 45.
He said, “That car?” I nodded, he said, “Oh crap.”
And let me go.
It was the short skirt you were wearing.
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