Nothing like a chainsaw injury to take your mind off a fire ant attack.

(True but misleading—the chainsaw was off, and I smacked it going after a series of stings up my leg. An ant fell out as I raked the chain with my hand. Almost stopped bleeding now, but the kitchen looked like Dahmer’s
birthday party. After the bleeding allowed a look in the pants, the real culprit showed—dry leaves from the trees I cut.)