re: #101 Gus

Hello! How’s Texas! Hey, we got a Republican Senator now. Cory Gardner! Hoooooo boy. Replaced Mark Udall.

We’ve got nothing but Republicans! And. They. Just. Get. Crazier. Every. Election. Cycle.

Our New Governor-elect, Greg Abbott (aka Wheels) once described his job as the Attorney General thusly: “I get up in the morning, go to work, sue the Federal Government, and go home.”