For Mother’s Day, my kids took me to eat a local burger-fries-and-pie place. We decided to eat on the patio (fewer witnesses that way). I made the mistake of pointing out the surveillance camera.

That was better than any dinner theater. I had never heard of “Rock-Paper-Spock” before. Have you? How about “Rock-Paper-You’re a Loser”?

I won’t even describe the dance routines.

The only bad part was that we didn’t have a camera, for evidence.