My friend Christopher Hitchens has died. I loved & prayed for him constantly & grieve his loss. He knows the Truth now

announcer: “and now, a special comment on atheists and the afterlife from Jerry Falwall, currently burning in hell for eternity. Reverend Falwell, do you think there is any place in Heaven for militant atheists like Christopher Hitchens?”

falwell: “AAARGHHHGHGHGGHGAAARRRHHHAAARRRHHAAARRRHHHAAA!!!”

announcer: “and by the way, Reverend Falwell, now that you are burning in hell for all eternity (ooo, cool red hot pokers doods by thuh way) - do you have any second thoughts on the things you said while you were alive?”

falwell: “AAARGHHHGHGHGGHGAAARRRHHHAAARRRHHAAARRRHHHAAAHELPHELPHELPHELPHELPAAARRRHHHAAARRRHHHAAARRRHHH!!!”