re: #9 Lord of the Pies

Santa is a HASIDIC JEW.

Zedushka frequently gets mistaken for Santa this time of year. He was in Home Depot and some little kid said to him “Hey Santa! I want a fire truck! please.”

And he said, “HO HO HO are you being good?”

When I suggested that he should wear red suspenders he said DON’T PUSH IT.

You should totally push it.
:D