I was in the store the other day and I heard the most WTF lame Christmas music EVER.

You know how every artist has to record a “Christmas album” and do their own styling of the usual lame, cheesy, crappy Christmas music.

Some guy was singing “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” in “Bing Crosby” style. Real sloooooow, like some “romantic” ballad.

It was like AYEEEE SAAAAAW MOOOOOMMMMYY KIISSSSING SAAAAAAANNTA CLAAUUUUUUS, UUUNDEEERNEEEEEATH THHHHE MISSSSSSSTLETOOOOE LAAAAASSSSSSTT NIIIIIIGHT and it went on and on and on for hours on end.

I was waiting in the checkout lane and the entire time it took to sing the first two bars.

What the fucking fuck?

Horrific.