A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a
divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?” The farmer said,
“Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce’s.”
The attorney said, “well do you have any grounds?” The farmer
said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.” The attorney said, ” No, you
don’t understand, do you have a case?” The farmer said, “No, I
don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No you don’t understand, I mean do you have
a grudge?” The farmer said, “Yea I got a grudge, that’s where I
park my John Deere.” The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you
have a suit?”
The farmer said, “Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it in church on
Sundays.”
The exasperated attorney said, “Well sir, does your
wife beat you up or anything?”
The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”
Finally, the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it this way. “WHY
DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful
conversation with her.”