re: #3 Tofu Romney (Mitt’s Evil Twin)

There might be a civil suit that could be interesting. After all, I don’t believe that private employers can require someone to convert to Martianhood as a requisite for employment. The damage that needs to be demonstrated in a civil suit can come from the family. I don’t know that this would have legs, but if someone were to take a little time, I believe they could write a reasonable brief.

On another track—evidently there are golf courses in heaven, and they are restricted. The rules committee is very strict, so I have to posthumously choose, golf or Judaism? It happens on earth all of the time.

Having fun with the new monikers, eh Soybean?