This Justin Bieber hooligan is a literal celebrity to me, that is, someone I have heard of only for being famous. I don’t know what he is famous for and don’t much care to know. I was surprised to see that he is only 19 years old. I have a working computer that is older than that (486 DX2), as well as assorted shoes, socks and possibly underwear. It seems like I have been hearing his name in the background buzz of pop culture for decades but that can’t be right.