Meanwhile in North Carolina:

Sheriff: naked man in lawn chair threatens neighbors with AK-47

When deputies arrived, they found Carroll “completely naked” on the back porch of his home at 2828 Deal Road, lot 5. The report indicated Carroll had a towel around his neck.

The report notes that when asked why he was naked, Carroll, referring to his neighbor said “he p***** me off so I sat in that chair.” Carroll allegedly told deputies that he wanted to be naked and wasn’t going to put on any clothes, stating “I don’t care.”

Deputies asked Carroll if he had threatened his neighbors by saying that he had an AK-47 and “knew how to use it.” Carroll said that he did make the statement, then laughed, according to the report.