re: #96 buzzsawmonkey

I was trapped there for three vile years. Flying roaches, footlong grasshoppers, weather forecasts where “50% chance of rain” means it will rain 50% of the time.

The lizards were cute, though.

Come on buzz, don’t knock my new home. Plus the bugs are smaller than they are in Africa. The only thing that I can say is NOT bigger and better in America is the bugs. :)