re: #103 Gus 802

Not me! I’m an actor. I took two acting “courses.”

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I was killing Commies under Reagan, back in the day. Black ops—I couldn’t even begin to tell you about it.

Also, I’m in touch with some people who KNOW what’s going on in Afghanistan—you know, the kind of people Obama can’t even get a message to.

I speak six languages, have extensive combat skills, play concert cello—professionally for a few years—and have appeared on the cover of European Vogue. I can’t tell you which issue, because it would compromise my black ops identity.

And did I mention that my IQ is 168?