re: #105 Cato the Elder

I imagine the talk that Secretary Gates had with this moron went something like this:

Gates: “Mister Jones, you are an idiot’s idiot. Of course the Constitution guarantees your right to be even stupider then you are…”

Jones: “Sir…”

Gates: “Stand down, mister. I’m here to tell you today that you are endangering the lives of people around the world. And I’m also here to tell you that President Bush, whom you claim to admire, has asked me to personally convey his contempt for you as a man, an American, and a Christian…”

Jones: “Mister Secret…”

Gates: “Shut up! Do you really think I have nothing better to do than talk to imbeciles like you? I’m telling you as one American to another that you are a low-life, a stupid worm, and unfit to serve breakfast in bed to Lynndie England. If you think I’m kidding, I’ll get her on the line for you, too, you crawling maggot! Now, this is what you’re going to do: you’re going to make up some lame excuse about God talking to you through your fillings, or whatever, and you’re going to shut this show down. And if you think you’re being threatened, you’re right. This is a secure line, and no one will ever know what I just said to you, just like no one will find your body unless you do as you’re told.”

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That is actually probably pretty accurate….world harmony is saved!