re: #108 NJDhockeyfan

I keep cracking up when I hear “the Khorasan Group” (damn you Stephanie Miller, heh). It sounds like a giant conglomerate of some kind.

“At the Khorasan Group, we don’t make things, we make the things you use better”.

“Tonight’s episode of Masterpiece Theater is brought to you in part by a grant from the Khorasan Group”.

And so on. Yeah, I know I should be quaking in my boots over more terrorizers and the like, but life sucks these days and I have to find levity where I can.