re: #105 austin_blue

Alex Jones says it keeps the NewWorldOrder/Bilderbergers/ChemTrails away.

Doesn’t help with fluoride, though.

“Hey did you hear the Black Helicopters with the Blue Helmeted UN troops hovering over your house last night?”

“Uh, no, Alex, I didn’t.”

“See!!!”

Madam Austin, you say you can predict the future but you live in a dump at the edge of town. If you can predict the future, why don’t you pick some winning stocks or bet big on the Superbowl?

You see, I knew you were going to ask that…!