re: #112 Ericus58

LMAO!

I really enjoyed that movie.

It was one of my “cruise” movies. We watched it over and over out at sea. The scenes with Phil Hartman as the Alcatraz prison guard turned National Park Ranger was a riot!

John Johnson: Now this is something the other tour guides won’t tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a “bitch”. And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or “shiv”, and cut out the bitch’s eyes. And as if this wasn’t enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch’s ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria!