re: #109 DaddyG

Of course that doesn’t apply to the earth. Everyone knows the earth is flat. And held up by elephants. On a turtles back…

*rolls eyes* Puhleeze. Everyone knows it’s round and its axis rests on the horn of an ox, and on the vernal equinox it tosses the earth from one horn to the other. That’s why at the exact moment of the vernal equinox an egg placed in an upright position… (insert more Persian New Year mythology).

See? Simple. It’s all about the physics (of the ox’s horns). //