re: #105 negativ

There was Fightin’ Jesus, who came not to bring peace, but a sword. He was a real mean drunk, and would suddenly out of the clear blue pretend to punch you in the face without actually making contact. If you flinched (which everyone did) he would yell out “TWO FOR FLINCHIN’!” and hit you really hard, twice, on the shoulder.

As depicted by Giotto di Bondone in this 14th century painting.

That is some of the funniest religious art I’ve ever seen. Fightin’ Jesus looks deeply pissed off.