My 1,000th karma point has been given to me by NoWhereAlaska. Congratulations!

I’d like to dedicate this momentous occasion to Taqiyyotomist, who had written:

Downdinging was never so satisfying. Thanks, Basho.

“I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers.”—some satanist rock star

-Taq

Also, I’d like to thank Darwin, for not making it impossible to follow a religion, but for making it possible not to follow one. Happy 200th birthday!