re: #114 Jack Burton

“Now stay with me on this one folks. The Demoncrats have a Tiberian Junker, which is the favored ship of the Commies, and they have trapped our new CBC ship in a, uh, positronic tractor beam. So we’re going to need an ionic tractor disruptor. Not a regular ionic tractor disruptor, but a negative ionic tractor disruptor to help spread the word of Jesus”

Demoncrats will also use that ship to seize control of the Jewish space laser.