re: #89 Olsonist

My dog Newt has totally got this Nevada situation covered. He’s going to dump Callista, who it turns out has an incurable late stage form of prostate cancer, and marry a teenage Mormon girl. Mark my words, Newt will win Nevada in a walk.

Newt. Because in your heart you know he’s right.

I would like to see him find a nice Muslim woman and then convert and head to Mecca. The exploding heads would make it seem like the 4th of July.