Apollo Ackbar!
Hamas seizes Apollo statue discovered by Gaza fisherman

An extremely rare and incredibly intact statue of the Greek god Apollo, possibly worth tens of millions of dollars, has mysteriously resurfaced in Gaza only to be seized by Hamas, the Islamic terror group that controls the coastal enclave.

The statue was claimed to be found by a Gaza fisherman named Jouda Ghurab last August. Ghurab says that it took six men to lift the statue out of the water and that he used a donkey cart to transport it back to his home. Eventually, news of the rare find spread and caught the attention of Hamas.

Since then, the statue’s story has gotten more mysterious, as Hamas authorities have taken the statue to investigate it. It even appeared briefly on Ebay with a $500,000 price tag.