re: #115 The Pie Overlord!

Jesus isn’t crucified. He gets married, has a bunch of kids and lives out his normal life span as a devout Pharisee. That’s why everyone today is an Orthodox Jew.

*looks around*

Butterfly effect of Christianity not existing means that Islam’s foundation is a refinement of Judaism. Holy wars take on a different spin, and the Reformation is a Jewish schism dividing the Jewish world into orthodoxy and reform.