How would you taunt a Taliban, anyway? What sort of things would you say to him to piss him off? Do they have “your momma” jokes in Pashto?

“Hey Talib, Your mom is so fat, people think she’s a sofa.” (You know, because they put their women in potato sacks… Get it? GET IT?)

“Hey Talib, your momma’s so ugly, when they put on her burka they don’t know which end the eyeholes go on”