re: #99 VioletTiger

lol!

Here is my quote:

“These people haven’t had rainbows for fifty years. So you can’t be surprised if they get bitter and cling to their worms and their sickness and their death. That’s what my campaign is about. Teaching all the little people in this country that they can have unicorns.”

“I think it’s time we had a national conversation about Explosive Diarrhea. We need to get past the Green Apple Quickstep and recognize that we are our own best hope for overcoming Explosive Diarrhea. We need solid healthy turds, not the liqui-shits. Dry Farts are our hope. And we need to have change in diet.”