re: #84 Charleston Chew

Going to be a philosophical nit-picker, here:

Rights aren’t natural, they’re wholly artificial. A zebra having it’s leg eaten by a lion while it’s still alive is natural. And the zebra’s probably thinking, “Hey, that’s a violation of my rights.” Rights are what separates us from the animals. Rights and Tupperware.

There are two things that separate man from the animals. One, we use cutlery. And two, we’re capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now you might be an exception, mister, but don’t drag me down into your private hell.”