Here’s the poll questions I’d like to ask:

1.) Do you support in any way the far-right’s ridiculous assertion that the Earth is 6,000 years old?

2.) Are you prepared to condemn and not associate with any lunatic that to this day STILL claims that President Obama is a Muslim and was not born in this country?

3.) Do you believe that President Obama actually loves his country and - in his view - is trying to help it, or do you support that fat ass, pill-popping Rush Limbaugh’s constant, exasperating claim that the President is deliberately trying to destroy the country?

That is all, and thank you for participating in my survey. Please send it back at your convenience, and there is no need to make a donation of any kind; I did this for our nation’s sanity. You are a true patriot.