Shitting on the poor? Check.

Blaming heartless comments on being taken out of context? Check.

Siding with rich people as the true victims of class warfare? Check.

Accusing Obama of fomenting said class warfare? Check.

My goveneror, proving he has what it takes to be a modern Republcian who wants to run for POTUS: Chris Christie: My Minimum Wage Comments Were Misunderstood

The hilarious thing is that his ‘clarification’ basically restates everything he said in the first place.

It never ceases to amaze me that people consider this guy to be Presidential material. I know elementary school-age children with thicker skin than this.