re: #120 Dopamine Fish

Clearly this is God’s judgement against those godless Muslims for their crimes against the Holy American State.

— Margarine Tater-Greens, probably

I’m fully expecting such derp from the usual suspects.

That being said, these aftershocks are essentially powerful earthquakes in their own right and that tells me that already-weakened structures could easily come crashing down, and making rescue efforts even more Herculean than they already are.