re: #84 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

But what about the so called “moon landings”?

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No doubt you are referring to the widespread claim that Hitler was spirited away to the Moon by Nazi rocket science as the Red Army closed in. Some allege that von Braun and his team simply duplicated this feat at gunpoint for the backward Americans. There is debate over whether the Fuhrer is still alive in his Moon habitat, having lived to 120 because of the invigorating effects of 1/6 gravity.
I am not making this up but I am too lazy to google it and supply a link; and Charles might not allow it anyway.

There is also a claim that British team reached the Moon even earlier but the program was shut down because Indian scientists had been heavily involved and the powers that be were afraid of undermining European supremacy.