re: #116 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Pardon my denseness… is “PEWPEWPEW” the sound of gunfire? I’ve been sitting here saying that over and over and that is the only thing that works.

I’m in a hotel. The people next door are probably a little nervous.

If it’s Charlie Sheen, he’s about to knock on your door.
re: #119 Obdicut

Carolus Magnus, vel Carolus Gustavus?

Carolus Filius Johannes. Rex lizardium.