“Blahs still gittin’ all uppity jus’ ‘cause some of th’ local aw-thor-ee-tees shot a kid? We fin’lly let one of ‘em into the White House, what th’ hell do they WANT? It was jus’ a blah kid, fer Gawd’s sake! This’s Obama’s fault!”
— typical Brietbart dogfart

“Gawd hisself came down from His porcelain throne and tol’ me that ‘cause Ah’m so awesome he done picked me and all mah rowdy friends t’ start a Civil War with the po-lice state. Ah us’ta be all mad about Fas’ and Furious, but now Ah’m suddenly okay with shootin’ officers.”
— Senor Cliven