re: #119 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
We couldn’t be that lucky…

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Apparently she’s not even going. Too far from Alaska. I figure she tried to hit up the RNC for money to get there, and they said, “No, we won’t pay for a charter flight. No, not a first class ticket. Nope, not coach, either. No, Greyhound’s out, too. And we won’t pay for a hotel room, either. Or cab fare. Or meals.”